March 2011
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“im speaking at the sex::tech conference this weekend. if you are in san fran,...”
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“Skype: crochetkingpin”
– im a nice mufucka, and i’ll talk about anything. hit me.
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boobsandbravado:
I should have named my blog drinking by myself. I’m not going to tell you how long it took me to type this out cohesively… Here’s hoping for limited grammatical errors. Anywho, this goes out to my boo Dwayne (The Crochet Kingpin) and to this bottle I’m killin tonight. Also, to my twin (Jeannius) and to my scarf and my breastases for...
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Just wrote a new poem *now with slight revisions
Brand new shit. Nowhere near finish… no spell check, no formatting, just thoughts. When I get to it tomorrow it may be better.
My hands still smell like gasoline.
You said that every night with me is like las vegas
Color me neon glow flattered
With a smile like phosphorous
and enough attraction to make you forget the rest of the world.
Whatever happens with vegas;
Stays with vegas.
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Writing challenge. 5 lines. Describing a sound.
The “O” tone.
A G flat orated breeze
Sending ripples throughout the 80% percent ocean
A concentrated whirlpool of excitement housed in secret folds.
The echo, an earthquake beneath waters, Tsunami crashing against shores.
*ahhh* auditory bliss
*editing to come*
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train of thought 3/15/11 so i've been...
…thinking about getting a tattoo. I have no idea of what yet, i want some profound ass quote about life, probably something i have written, and it may involve a tree somehow.
I’m just not sure if i really want the tattoo or the appeal it brings at time, or really to fit it. I hate that feeling of want to belong. Even though it is a human element, it kinda drives me mad. when we get...
shehariah asked: Is it okay if i secretly read every last blog...theyre intersting and fun to read..and what can i say, i like listening to peoples' innermost thoughts..rhetorical question i guess,i just dont want it to seem like im some creeped-out stalker..
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twitter rant 3/12/11 prt 1
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Every good man doesn’t need to be your man.
If I dated every young lady who came at me because im a good man, I wouldn’t be one.
Keep asking for “good niggas” and that’s what you are gonna keep getting. Dudes who are good at being niggas
You gotta ask for what you want in detail.
Don’t just say you want a man to fall in love with...
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twitter rant 3/12/11 prt 2
Actually, since we are talking about slang for sex…
We need to change the slang we use, beat, smash, cut, bang, screw, bust, pound. All violent things…
I say splash because the body is 80% water, and I am trying to create ripples in a lovers ocean.
How can we expect to respect women when even in the most intimate physical act we are abusive.
We gotta love each other to use more...
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“welcome new followers. thanks for sticking around old followers. I’ll try...”
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“I believe in God. And God is love. Not hate propaganda posing as poetry.”
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this week in twitter rants Vol 3
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Money is the lube that keeps all the cogs working. #capitalism
If folks really want revolution, quit your job, get others to quit to and start a different economy.
You can’t destroy the machine from within. You only change the way it works.
If you aint bout that then shut your revolutionary ass up and play your role.
#endrant
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this week in twitter rants vol 2
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Folks act like bus drivers aren’t people too
But remember, that bus driver is in charge of you and everyone elses life while you are on that bus
So you really are gonna talk smack to somebody who if they wanted to could call the cops on you while you are captive on the bus.
Or better yet. This bus driver could get depressed and drive into a wall or off a...
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this week in twitter rants Vol 1
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Poets are funny. Im tired of poets writing like they have to save poetry
poetry doesn’t need saving. Poetry needs WRITING!
Poetry doesn’t need saving. Humanity needs saving, and poetry is the tool for some.
#endrant
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boobsandbravado asked: I fucking love you more!!!!
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Digible Planets - Jettin
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And that was my 800th post
i gotta do something big for the 1000th post. Im already posted my nudes, what else can i do?
boobsandbravado asked: no no no sir, I downloaded the font. made the banner in photoshop. lol
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So, let me get this straight...Charlie Sheen can...
luvnmuzik215:
zerolee:
Super REblog
If marriage now means nothing to most, allow those who it could mean the world to have it.
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Old ass poetry: entry 3 - Undercover freak
The sounds of love fill the air,
Lightly touching those areas you usually keep concealed,
Now revealed, you hidden sex appeal.
Causing me to kneel, and do a little something that you can feel.
Not normally done, but just for fun, you being the first one,
Hot steam pouring from your every inch, you clench your upper lip,
Trying not to let your composure slip,
While I hide, under your desk, your...
The Bottom Of The Ocean: Ask Dr. Mayfield - "My... →
kanemayfield:
Q. I have a great guy. Takes care of me, great father to the kids, he dont run the streets, etc, etc. Only problem is he comes up very short in the bedroom (think vienna sausage little). I am tired of not being satisfied and have started flirting with a coworker and he sent dick pics and they…
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Old ass Poetry: Entry 3 - After the Party
We clicked, politicin’ bout relations of the past,
How we moved too slow and they moved too fast.
We knew they wouldn’t last, but we couldn’t resist.
Love had us cought up, thought joy would persist.
But look how we missed. Ended up talkin’ bout the fam,
Both fathers not around, But it doesn’t matter now,
Explained how I think I wouldn’t be,
The guy that I am...
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