Story I didn’t tell at #spitdat last night
So, the cat at our house got outside and got fleas. Its horrible. We are washing the cat every night, we’re getting bitten by fleas, and darius want to be all in the cats face, and the last thing we want is for darius to get fleas in his hair. It would be a messy disaster.
But I too am worried about getting fleas, so as a precaution I decided to shave. My face is probably the cleanest its been in a long time, but also, as a precaution, I shaved everywhere.
(Here comes why I didn’t tell this story)
Now I use an electric shaver. Its just easier than anything else. I’m used to “trimming the hedges” you feel me. You gotta cise the “V” cut sometimes, but this was the full deal. Going bare. So the top wasn’t an issue, it was just like cutting hair anywhere else.
But if you have never shaved your balls, that is a whole different life. There is nothing scarier than having something buzzing towards your nutsack. So the first couple of swipes was cool, but then I nicked the seam. My folks who have a nutsack know about the seam. So my nuts started bleeding and I was scared to shave anymore, but I also do want fleas.
Fucking cat.
So while hosting last night I think I did something I that no one has ever done before. I had a bandaid on my nuts. Have you ever heard of that? Word.
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shortydwop reblogged this from thecrochetkingpin and added:
Jesus.
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csdgrevolution said:
LOL get well Dwayne!!!
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naturallysojazzy said:
LMAO!!!!! I’m glad you saved this for tumblr since I missed spitdat. Hope your balls are ok. You should ask someone to kiss it and make it better. :oP …btw, I’m well aware of the seam, LOL
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